So this whole blog thing, well I knda suck at it. I’m really not super famous but I really need an assistant to write this shit for me. Mostly because I’m busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Let’s see…In the last couple months I have
-Been to Pittsburgh for the first time ever to roadie for the lovelyJoanna Angel. I told her she should spit on her pussy on stage, she did, and it was hot. I almost bounced a dudes head off the bar for calling her a poser and got drunk and made out with girls.
-Been to LA almost every weekend and hosted shows at The Roxy for Emergenza. Saw some awesome bands and some not so awesome ones.
-Ate a lot of breakfast at Maxwell’s with my homie Madison Mitchell
-James Deen and I had a contest of how many girls we could make out with at the Girls, Girls, Girls 2 release party. We called it a tie.
-Had some sex, a lot of it with various girls.
-Saw some awesome shows, including Jimmy Eat World and Millencoiln.
-And was Porn Stud of the Week
What a rad couple months. There is more to come for reals.
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wow — leave me out of that summary … I may have even helped intro you to getting some ass
Oh yeah and Tyler hooked me up with some bitches after Musink
I totally recommend that you get a virtual assistant. Get free. Doesn’t cost as much as you’d think.
If you’re stuck for ideas for blog posts perhaps you could do a weekly update from your Twitter stream.