YO BST! Roadie me up an Escalade…

So a couple weekends ago was Erotica LA. It was fucking RAD to say the least. I am going to give you a synopsis of the weekend.

I drive up to Los Angeles on Friday afternoon now any normal guy would have just driven up there to the convention center get my badge and commence hanging out. Well I am no normal guy, I’m pretty much the super roadie. Joanna Angel had a few requests from me prior to my arrival at the convention. Here is my rroute

Pacific Beach-Home/start point

Chatsworth-Pick up Joanna Angel Sex Toys from TopCo

Woodland Hills-Pick up MistiDawn

Van Nuys-Pick up Envy

HollyWood- Pick up JessieLee

Finally arrive at the Staples Center for day one of the convention…

It was a pretty rad day one…make out sessions were had, PBR’s were drank with @RachelToxic and I made friends with lots (for reals a whole bunch) of beautiful girls. At the end of day one I was super tired so we went back to JA’s house and slept…

Day two: The LOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGG Day

Pretty Much consisted of drinking Crown All day, walking around the convention floor and then more making out with pretty girls…All day.

I met the lovely BellaDonna, she is soooo pretty and so nice and I got her number…RAD.

I also met sooooooooo many other girls for the first time, I’d name them all but I’m afraid I’d forget one or two so lets just say you know who you are and I love you all.

Again at the end of the night we were tired so we went home and slept.

Day Three.. Escalade theivery…

On day three I got kinda a late start, I was a bit hung over and Draven and I stayed up late having a very “gay” moment talking about our love for music (mostly AFI and The Cure). We held hands and both fell asleep on the couch watching cartoon network.

Again lots of ladies and lots of making out. Then around 1:27 pm JA got a very disturbing call from LoJack. “We are calling to notify you that your vehicle has been moved without your LoJack monitor inside the vehicle”

JA-“Yo, BST can you go out the garage and see if my car is there?”

Of course I did and to my surprise, no Escalade. WOW that sucks!!! I walk back with a sad face and Joanna knew exactly what was wrong. The next couple hours was spent talking to asshole LAPD cops and LoJack and inssurance companies and what not trying to find the car. They didn’t really seem to care so it bummed Joanna out. Regardless she was a trooper and continued the rest of the day with a big smile on her face. This also meant that I was to save the day by the end of the convention by loading the entire BA booth in my truck (with the help of our AMAZING INTERNS Andrew and Lisette, my homie Ssippi and Lisette’s very lucky boyfriend). After the booth was loaded and strapped down, we went to our favorite mexican place in the valley, Hugos, for some burritos. I ate the burritos, unloaded the booth and made the long(ish)trip back to Americas Finest City.

It was an amazing weekend thanks to these lovely ladies…

Joanna Angel
Draven
BellaVendetta
MistiDawn
JessieLee
Envy
Madison Mitchell
Belladonna
Lexi Love
Lexi Belle
jessica drake
And tons others (I’m sure I’m missing a few)

Check out pictures of me and lots of pretty ladies from Igor here

And here is Joanna’s account of the events here

XOXO

BST

Vagina Dialogues

I remember when I was a young BST my goal in life was to finger fuck as many girls as I possibly could. Now that I’m a bit older and wiser thing haven’t changed much, I am still trying to finger fuck as many girls as I can. One thing that has changed though, it is the amount of foliage around the fuck holes of a lot of girls. I just remember sliding my grimy fingers down a girls pants and feeling the first few strands of pubis and thinking to myself “I’m totally about to touch some vagina…RAD!!!”. So I guess that is what gets me excited about feeling a puss now a days with a little more than bare skin. Fuck it, if she has a full on bush it’s like winning the vagina fucking lottery! You just don’t see it to often these days so it’s a total treat. It is these fond memories that remind me of another fond memory, the day I met the wonderful, beautiful, intelligent (more of a smart ass actually), bush endowed Kimberly Kane.

This is a picture of Miss Kane and I. You can obviously see we are touching tongues (it’s cute right), what you don’t see is that her hand is on my meat stick and my hand is gracing her vagina (or her vagina is gracing my hand, whatever there was some gracing going on down there regardless). This was the first time I had ever met Kimberly (talk about a good first impression) and better yet, BUSH!!! It truly, honestly took me back to my youth. So I piddle my beer soaked fingers around there for a second or maybe it was more like 198 seconds, lets just say I was down there for as long as I could possibly be and notice that her pussy was so meaty and lovely I just about came in my pants. Yet another thing I love about her snatch is that it totally has something to grab onto. I honestly think her vag has its own fan page. If not I’m gonna start one, it is leaps and bounds over so many other meat lockers in the wide world of Fuck Making. Oh and speaking of making the Fuck, she also is in some guide to making the Fuck that some ass hats form Philly decided to make. One of these said ass hats was nice enough to give me sneak preview of the production and I must say it’s pretty fucking rad seeing POPPORNS girlfriend then ex-girlfriend then girlfriend again taking the cock so well. She also took my half ass attempt to finger fuck her well so on Brian Street Teams vagina scale of supremacy she gets a 4.87 out of 5. It took me back to days of old and has a revolutionary feel.

Rouge waves…

So every year for New Years I go to Cabo San Lucas Mexico. I’ve been doing this for the last couple of years and the other day while sitting on the beach I was reminded of this story…

Every night while in Cabo my sister, my dad and I proceeded to get wasted. We were on vacation from all our busy lives so it seemed more than appropriate. On one of these said nights we ended up at Cabo Wabo. In case you didn’t know it’s Sammy Hagar’s club. It’s usually full of a bunch of douche bags wearing Ed Hardy shirts with fake tans but the drinks are cheap and there is a pretty rad cover band that plays a bunch of 80’s rock.

So we role (stumble) in there with no real intentions except getting even more intoxicated. As we sat down I notice this cute blonde about two tables away (it could have been one I was a little drunk). I proceed to eye fuck the shit out of her. She reciporcates said eye fucking so I go over and talk to her for a bit. I guess we didn’t really talk so much, instead we were just making out. This from what I recall is around 2:00 AM. My dad and sister had had enough of watching me suck face with this random so they informed me they were just gonna go back to the house. I was completly ok with this and said goodbye to them.

It’s at this time where I’m gonna show you a map of Cabo San Lucas, it’ll be a good reference for the rest of the story.

Cabo San Lucas

So Cabo Wabo is basically on the corner of Madero and Blvd Marina by Plaze Nautica. That is where the making out was happening. Now we decided that was take this making out to the next level. We couldn’t go back to my house (because of the Fam being there) so I suggest her hotel. Great idea if I say so myself. Now Cabo is not too big so we just decide to walk. On the way to her place (Terra Sol Beach Resort by the way) we get really horny and decide to commence banging in an alley near Hotel Plaza Las Glorias. Well the security guard walikng around there didn’t appreciate some drunk American guy and a Canadian girl (did I mention she was Canadian) were banging in his alley so he threatend to call the cops. I gave him my last ten dollars (this something to remember) and we got the fuck out of there.

After about a half hour drunken stumble we finally arrive at her hotel, now I was think “Rad time to bang in the hotel room”. I thought wrong. She also was down there with her family and they were all in their room. Fuck, time to explore other options. Well wouldn’t you know it there is a big fucking beach right there by her hotel, that’ll work just fine. I mean we were banging in a dirty alley, the beach will be romantic and shit. We walk through the lobby and out to the beach. Now I have had the experiance of sex on the beach and it’s not as great as it seems, sand gets everywhere and it usually ends up with some amount of chaffing. Now, me being the brilliant guy that I am, I grab a (heavy) lounge chair from the pool and drag that big ass lounge chair down by the water.

Cabo is not know for it’s wave so I figure going down by the water just over the hill will be no big deal. We start making sweet, akward beach, I just met you sex (it actually was really good for the both of us). After round two I put my clothes back on, she on the other hand is still naked with her clothes, purse (that had all her money, passport, ID’s, camera, cell phone and credit cards in it by the way) next to the lounge chair. Now I’m feeling generous so I decide it is time for round three. We start making out and she start blowing me (what a nice girl). As she is sitting there (facing away from the water) with my manhood in her mouth I hear water crashing behind me and I think to myself, “that sounds like a big wave”, I was way fucking right. Two seconds later I get a rushing feeling come up my spine, no it wasn’t premature ejaculation kicking in, it was the water. We both jump up from the cool water hitting us, but no big deal it’s just fucking water right? Well the getting wet part was no big deal but the fact that the receading wave took her purse along with it, that was a big deal. Did I mention her purse along with having her life in it was also black, oh yeah her purse was black too. And I see it go scooting right on by us, my current vixen of the evening runs (naked) down the beach after it. Me, being the hero I am, run after it as well.

Please note I am fully clothed at this point with my camera, wallet, cigarettes and lucky rabbits foot in my shorts. I see the purse rush down the beach and into the water, I figure at this point, “that fuckers gone”. Well not so much, it just happend to be one of those snap together purses (turns out they float pretty well). I see the little gold snaps ever so slightly gleaming in the water catching just a little bit of light from the hotel balconies. This purse is attemping to pull a wilson on me (you know from the movie Castaway) but I’m not gonna let this happen (refer back to the hero comment). So I lunge after the purse, meanwhile I’m holding my very precious digital camera above my head. I miss at the first attempt. The water is getting deeper, the second attempt, JACKPOT. But now my head is under water. As I keeping this fucking purse and my camera above water I’m think to myself, “this is how drunk coeds in Cabo die”. I manage to semi catch a wave back to where I am not almost drowning under water.

What happened to the girl you may ask? She was busy getting tossed around like clothes in a spin cycle (still naked). I drag my soaked, tired, still kinda drunk ass back to the safety of the dry beach and sit down and contemplate the near death experiance I just had. I couldn’t help but laugh when I see this soaking wet naked girl stumbling up the beach as well. “Here’s your purse” “Oh my gosh ehh (Canadian remeber) thank you so much”. I reply “I’m tired now and I going home”.

Does she let me just leave? Of course not, she makes me drag that heavy ass lounge chair back up to the hotel, then she lets me leave. Don’t get me wrong this chick was super rad, but I had become fed up with the whole being wet thing. Oh and all the stuff in her purse was completely dry, my camera slightly wet, cigarettes soaked, wallet wet as fuck, lucky rabbits foot I guess it sacraficed itself to the ocean while saving my life (good thing it wasn’t my lucky R2D2, then I would have been real upset).

I kiss the girl goodbye and venture out of the hotel squishy squashing my the whole way out of there. Now please refer back to the map, I’m at Terra Sol my house on the other hand is way over on Preseo del Pescador (basically on the “B” in Pueblo Bonita Resort). That’s a pretty good walk, but hey I can just get a cab right? WRONG, remember I gave my last ten dollars to bribe the security guard in the alley. Turns out ten dollars is the magic price to get a cab anywhere in Cabo. So fuck it I walk all the way back to the house.

I finally arrive to our house, strip off my wet, sandy clothes and head up to my room and pass the fuck out from drunkeniss and exhaustion. The next morning my dad asks me how the night went and why the fuck it looked like a beach exploded on the front porch. I told him it was a long story turned over and slept for a couple more hours.

Morale of the story, always have a snap water proof purse while baning on the beach and carry cab fare in your shoe.

xoxo

BST

Vagina Reviews are rad….

According to resent tweets and some not so recent tweets on the Twitter I am one of the worst contributors Brian Bangs has come across, he’s probably right. I have not submitted a vagina review in quiet some time so now I’m about to give you an amazingly big vagina review. Ok so maybe it’s not a big, as in lengthy, review but it is a review of a big vagina.

Ladies, gentlemen and lovers of Fuck Making, I present to you April Flores. It is a little known fact that I, Brian Street Team, am a very big fan of Big Beautiful Women. So I have for the past several months (hense the delay in my contribution) been trying to get my dirty hands on/around/inside this amazing piece of female flesh that is Fatty Delicious. Sadly it has come with some lack luster success and since BANGS wants his god damn contribution I got my hands on the next best thing. What is this you may ask? Well I know some people that hustle some smut down at the local porn shop and they let me uhhh rent her vagina. Now from what I’m told this is just as good as the real thing so I had a go at it for a couple hours. To make the whole experiance a little more realistic I put Voluptuous Biker Babes in my DVD player on repeat. I had candles lit and everything, it was a very romantic event between me and “Little April” (kind of an oxymoron I know but calling my fuck toy April didn’t seem very polite). Everything was going great until my room mate (or Mom whatever you prefer) walked in. Talk about awkward, at least I had enough time to formulate an opinion on Miss Flores and her lovely vagina.

First off it was amazing. I have been lucky enough to witness the manufacture of cyberskin fuck holes and I know that there is actually an internal mold of the vaginal region. With that being said, Fatty D’s vagina was super tight and it made me shoot off knuckle children faster than normal (so about 45 seconds vice a minute and a half). Also noted was a the pooch above the Aprils valley that was perfect pivot point for my bad hip. I as well enjoyed the smooth silky feel of the pubic region which is key in avoiding pesky rug burn.

Overall I give April Flores’ vagina a 4.6 out of 5. It’s cum fast piece of amazing that I hope to one day penitrate for reals.

Porno, Parties, Music and Fucking

So this whole blog thing, well I knda suck at it. I’m really not super famous but I really need an assistant to write this shit for me. Mostly because I’m busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Let’s see…In the last couple months I have

-Been to Pittsburgh for the first time ever to roadie for the lovelyJoanna Angel. I told her she should spit on her pussy on stage, she did, and it was hot. I almost bounced a dudes head off the bar for calling her a poser and got drunk and made out with girls.

-Been to LA almost every weekend and hosted shows at The Roxy for Emergenza. Saw some awesome bands and some not so awesome ones.

-Ate a lot of breakfast at Maxwell’s with my homie Madison Mitchell

-James Deen and I had a contest of how many girls we could make out with at the Girls, Girls, Girls 2 release party. We called it a tie.

-Had some sex, a lot of it with various girls.

-Saw some awesome shows, including Jimmy Eat World and Millencoiln.

-And was Porn Stud of the Week

What a rad couple months. There is more to come for reals.

What I’ve been doing the last couple months…

Fucking twitter like the rest of the world

@RichardBPenn http://brianstreetteam.word… I should really updat that thing
2 minutes ago from web in reply to RichardBPenn
If you’re in the greater Los Angeles area this weekend go check out my boys A Dull Science http://www.jetspeedrecords….
5 minutes ago from web
@SteamExplosion it happens on occasion
12 minutes ago from web in reply to SteamExplosion
@thejessicadrake I think you need a face licking, send one via twitter across the country
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to thejessicadrake
@91Xmorningshow I’m totally following @malmontoya now
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to 91Xmorningshow
Four new hot followers over the night I’m stoked for sure @nymphette @adrileya @hrtofthematter @octavate
about 1 hour ago from web
@TyIerDurden no and I think I was busy yelling at bands that day
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to TyIerDurden
I’m totally stoked on @andysandimas taking two dicks on @BurningAngel she’s super hot
about 1 hour ago from TwitterFon
RT @shakinmybadass: http://twitpic.com/28iim – This is what i got to look at all day…BST’s junk! Lol
about 13 hours ago from TwitterFon
Wal mart product placement FAIL http://twitpic.com/28hg4
about 13 hours ago from TwitterFon
@Lucyvonne11 I think I just came in my pants
about 15 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to Lucyvonne11
Opted for the pool instead of the beach http://twitpic.com/2865r
about 19 hours ago from TwitterFon
@truantrebellion haven’t I told you that like a million times?
about 20 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to truantrebellion
@igotyourcrazy yeah morning ended a couple hours ago hahaha
about 20 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to igotyourcrazy
Out of the office http://twitpic.com/282sg
about 20 hours ago from TwitterFon
Had a great day in and out of the office, now off to the beach to enjoy this amazing San Diego day:D
about 20 hours ago from TwitterFon
@redstr718 COOKIE PUSS!!!!
about 22 hours ago from web in reply to redstr718
This guy @dmkk1968 has mad skills, I wish I was a baller so I could redesign my place
about 24 hours ago from web
@danadearmond I was pretty sure that everyone knew who BST was, I’m like a big deal and shit
10:12 PM Mar 17th from TwitterFon in reply to danadearmond
@JoannaAngel oh and banging girls too
10:08 PM Mar 17th from TwitterFon in reply to JoannaAngel
@JoannaAngel well more like I’m stoked to hang out at your house after hustlin smut at erotica
10:07 PM Mar 17th from TwitterFon in reply to JoannaAngel
I’m pretty stoked about EroticaLA this year, it’s where I got my start in the “biz”
10:03 PM Mar 17th from TwitterFon
@Lucyvonne11 for reals!?! Thsts awesome and you totally should take advantage of me;)
9:14 PM Mar 17th from TwitterFon in reply to Lucyvonne11
@mrpetexxx another victim of iPhone prediction text
5:56 PM Mar 17th from TwitterFon in reply to mrpetexxx
No is soo the answer, she asked me why I had tattoos and tried to get all philisofigal on me I just said I got them because they look cool
5:29 PM Mar 17th from TwitterFon
This chick http://twitpic.com/2785x
5:13 PM Mar 17th from TwitterFon
Should I bang this chick she’s kinda annoying and lives in my building but she has big boobs..mmn http://twitpic.com/277sz
5:05 PM Mar 17th from TwitterFon
@_Wren_ why do that
5:02 PM Mar 17th from TwitterFon in reply to _Wren_
@DougSakmann not sure yet but I’ll figure it out today
2:33 PM Mar 17th from TwitterFon in reply to DougSakmann
@818Princess prove it
2:33 PM Mar 17th from TwitterFon in reply to 818Princess
Off to the beach, who’s coming with me?
1:39 PM Mar 17th from TwitterFon
@cocovelvett The only thing I have to wait for is getting off work because I live on the beach too, Pacific Beach to be exact
1:29 PM Mar 17th from web in reply to cocovelvett
@Fatty_D You should read this–>http://tinyurl.com/cous66
12:25 PM Mar 17th from web in reply to Fatty_D
@LittleMissCunty Come sit on my face
9:51 AM Mar 17th from web in reply to LittleMissCunty
@BrittanyStJ Well I’m gonna be there and so should you
9:42 AM Mar 17th from web in reply to BrittanyStJ
@BrittanyStJ As well as my homies A Dull Science http://www.jetspeedrecords.com
9:18 AM Mar 17th from web in reply to BrittanyStJ
45 minutes till the new iPhone software is out, I’m geeking out just a bit
9:14 AM Mar 17th from web
@BrittanyStJ Want Eve 6? go to this next month http://www.bufest.com/perfo…
8:59 AM Mar 17th from web in reply to BrittanyStJ
@igotyourcrazy It’s more in venice area but Maxwells on Washington has some of the best breakfast ever and The Closet has rad shirts
8:15 AM Mar 17th from web in reply to igotyourcrazy
@LexLikesComics GOOOD morning to you tooo:DDD
8:00 AM Mar 17th from web in reply to LexLikesComics
@Lucyvonne11 I thought you were gonna have green penis inside of you?
7:55 AM Mar 17th from web in reply to Lucyvonne11
@Lucyvonne11 you just gave another reason to visit Brooklyn, I should go there soon
9:04 PM Mar 16th from TwitterFon in reply to Lucyvonne11
@Lucyvonne11 I only speak the truth, we should do dirty things to eachother some day
8:53 PM Mar 16th from TwitterFon in reply to Lucyvonne11
@Lucyvonne11 I do enjoy making girls blush, especially really really pretty ones
8:46 PM Mar 16th from TwitterFon in reply to Lucyvonne11
I’ll make it green just for you
8:34 PM Mar 16th from TwitterFon
@redstr718 The couch wins over the spare bed anyday
4:14 PM Mar 16th from TwitterFon in reply to redstr718
@MadisonMitchell Hammerheads are no big deal, watch out for the ones that bight you in Hawaii though
2:46 PM Mar 16th from web in reply to MadisonMitchell
This is why I surf La Jolla NOT Imperial Beach http://tinyurl.com/dl486m
2:38 PM Mar 16th from web
@PixiePearl makes my man panties wet
12:26 PM Mar 16th from web in reply to PixiePearl
I love it when I get hot followers @mistressmia
12:14 PM Mar 16th from web
Remember this http://www.elizium.nu/scrip… I’m such a nerd sometimes
11:21 AM Mar 16th from web
@SteamExplosion it is super RAD, I can’t wait to see them in a couple weeks
11:18 AM Mar 16th from web in reply to SteamExplosion
@LexLikesComics did you email it? I didn’t get it 😦
10:43 AM Mar 16th from web in reply to LexLikesComics
@xxxSupermodel I saw you last thursday, we should have made out or least cuddled for a bit
10:26 AM Mar 16th from web in reply to xxxSupermodel
@babysinead Holy Fuck, me too!! I was wondering why everyone was staring at me all wierd in my office
8:50 AM Mar 16th from web in reply to babysinead
@babysinead You are totally naked on @BurningAngel today!!!! Hot as fuck
8:41 AM Mar 16th from web in reply to babysinead
@BrittanyStJ I actually prefer pacifico over corona but they come in 24oz! For only $5!
7:30 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon in reply to BrittanyStJ
Gotta love Sunday funday http://twitpic.com/256xy
6:43 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon
@OMGitsJessieLee for sure
6:17 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon in reply to OMGitsJessieLee
@OMGitsJessieLee yes, is that even a question of course I do
5:49 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon in reply to OMGitsJessieLee
@OMGitsJessieLee I love you
5:15 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon in reply to OMGitsJessieLee
@MichaelWaisJr I’m usually not one to judge, I’m pretty much a fan of all people in general
5:08 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon in reply to MichaelWaisJr
@MichaelWaisJr I guess I should just said “this guy is rad” and not have assumed his residential status, my bad
5:03 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon in reply to MichaelWaisJr
@MichaelWaisJr no I gave him a high five and gave him props for having the balls to hang out on the back of a cop car
4:55 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon in reply to MichaelWaisJr
@MichaelWaisJr You shouldn’t try to pick apart things people say when you have no idea who that person is or what they have experienced
4:52 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon in reply to MichaelWaisJr
@MichaelWaisJr I said bums are rad, totally different, and this one seemed especially happy, don’t try to over analyze twitter
4:43 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon in reply to MichaelWaisJr
@TyIerDurden they prowl us
4:00 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon in reply to TyIerDurden
@PGALC first things first you should download twitterfon
3:40 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon in reply to PGALC
Just saw a dumb guy get beat up
2:49 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon
Public @BurningAngel ‘s pay in advance http://twitpic.com/24vkb
2:12 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon
Call @BurningAngel http://twitpic.com/24vg4
2:09 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon
@MichaelWaisJr this bum was just smoking singing westside for life, not stabbing people
1:48 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon in reply to MichaelWaisJr
Bums are rad http://twitpic.com/24u86
1:42 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon
@mouthsex here is a bum sitting in a cop car and @BurningAngel one way http://twitpic.com/24tq2
1:31 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon in reply to mouthsex
About to street team the fuck out of PB, because I love @BurningAngel standby for multiple twitpic updates
1:02 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon
Sorry I suck at religion
1:00 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon
@JamesDeen it’s cause you’re a Jew, god doesn’t follow Jews
12:32 PM Mar 15th from TwitterFon in reply to JamesDeen
Is it pain and misery!! http://twitpic.com/247do
10:41 PM Mar 14th from TwitterFon
@818Princess yeah they are some vodka drinkin motha fuckers
9:57 PM Mar 14th from TwitterFon in reply to 818Princess
Millencolin is rad http://twitpic.com/24624
9:46 PM Mar 14th from TwitterFon
At SOMA surronded by eleventeen year olds, I really don’t like prison
9:16 PM Mar 14th from TwitterFon
@Smitten I still think I won
12:43 PM Mar 14th from TwitterFon in reply to Smitten
@janejett which one?;)
12:41 PM Mar 14th from TwitterFon in reply to janejett
@redstr718 can you go to the Bronx and get me a sugar cookie and a set of left handed golf clubs?
7:31 PM Mar 13th from TwitterFon in reply to redstr718
I’m at hooters because I’m classy like that
7:24 PM Mar 13th from TwitterFon
@EvelynCates very neat, very very neat
7:16 PM Mar 13th from TwitterFon in reply to EvelynCates
@JoannaAngel I’m tired too, but it was worth SOOO much fun last night
6:55 PM Mar 13th from TwitterFon in reply to JoannaAngel
@danadearmond it was nice meeting you last night
6:51 PM Mar 13th from TwitterFon in reply to danadearmond
@_Wren_ ok I guess that’s a good enough reason, regardless every girl I madeout with last night you are awesome and I love you
6:50 PM Mar 13th from TwitterFon in reply to _Wren_
@_Wren_ I made out with 8 girls last night, how come you were not one of them?
6:45 PM Mar 13th from TwitterFon in reply to _Wren_
@EdenVonSleaze you’re sooo rad, last night was a blast
4:11 PM Mar 13th from TwitterFon in reply to EdenVonSleaze
@PGALC I love last call girls
2:51 PM Mar 13th from web in reply to PGALC
@POPPORNBLOG sure I’d go I’m always down to party
2:47 PM Mar 13th from web in reply to POPPORNBLOG
http://www.avn.com/gallerie… Pictures from last night soooooo much fun
1:27 PM Mar 13th from web
@LexLikesComics I fucking love you!!!
10:29 AM Mar 13th from TwitterFon in reply to LexLikesComics
@BrittanyStJ yes soon very soon
10:12 AM Mar 13th from TwitterFon in reply to BrittanyStJ
@818Princess it was all part of my plan to make out with your fine ass
9:55 AM Mar 13th from TwitterFon in reply to 818Princess
@BrittanyStJ are you sure? If not I really wanted too
9:54 AM Mar 13th from TwitterFon in reply to BrittanyStJ
@Lucyvonne11 yes it was super rad
9:53 AM Mar 13th from TwitterFon in reply to Lucyvonne11
I’m pretty sure I made out with everyone last night…WIN!!!
9:48 AM Mar 13th from TwitterFon
I wish @NeonPumps was the dj at this party shed way better than these tools
10:47 PM Mar 12th from TwitterFon
@JoannaAngel no I’m not going
9:09 PM Mar 12th from TwitterFon in reply to JoannaAngel
@MadisonMitchell im good like that
4:40 PM Mar 12th from TwitterFon in reply to MadisonMitchell
@MadisonMitchell ok I mean cum dumpster worthless saggy boob diseased cunt is better than calling her lindsey
4:30 PM Mar 12th from TwitterFon in reply to MadisonMitchell
@MadisonMitchell you should be nicer, what did that blow up doll do to you? Hahaha
4:19 PM Mar 12th from TwitterFon in reply to MadisonMitchell
Checking out the awesome TweetCloud at TweetStats! http://tinyurl.com/cly475 this shit is pretty rad
3:57 PM Mar 12th from TweetStats
The top 5 words I’ve tweeted: rad, thats, good, twitpic, hot. http://tinyurl.com/cly475
3:55 PM Mar 12th from TweetStats
@OMGitsJessieLee I got my at platinum stages and it’s stand alone and really completes my living room well
12:26 PM Mar 12th from TwitterFon
@MadisonMitchell you’re behind the curve, I’ve been following @danadearmond for weeks now
11:29 AM Mar 12th from TwitterFon in reply to MadisonMitchell
@truantrebellion pot calling the kettle black?
10:36 AM Mar 12th from TwitterFon in reply to truantrebellion
@JamesDeen break check her, then get in a fender bender and you “get her information” everyone wins, well except for your car:/
10:35 AM Mar 12th from TwitterFon in reply to JamesDeen
@Alexis_Texas Tell me you’re going tonight to this http://www.burningangel.com…
8:49 AM Mar 12th from web in reply to Alexis_Texas
@TyIerDurden do it there is still time
8:48 AM Mar 12th from web in reply to TyIerDurden
@TyIerDurden get your ass out her damn it
8:23 AM Mar 12th from TwitterFon in reply to TyIerDurden
So tonight is gonna be fuckin RAD…http://www.burningangel.com… I better see all you tweeps there
8:06 AM Mar 12th from web
@redstr718 I’ll fedex you a couple, because we’re boys like that
8:03 AM Mar 12th from web in reply to redstr718
@818Princess we shall see, we shall see oh btw @shakinmybadass just said she’s coming with me
11:09 PM Mar 11th from TwitterFon in reply to 818Princess
@818Princess well she already took it off but here’s one I have http://twitpic.com/20uxp
11:05 PM Mar 11th from TwitterFon in reply to 818Princess
@JamesDeen fuck yeah, let’s see how many girls we can make out with
11:00 PM Mar 11th from TwitterFon in reply to JamesDeen
@shakinmybadass your tits look amazing in that shirt
10:58 PM Mar 11th from TwitterFon in reply to shakinmybadass
@Whiskyxxx Talk about good news
10:57 PM Mar 11th from TwitterFon
@JamesDeen fuck yeah I’m there yo
10:54 PM Mar 11th from TwitterFon in reply to JamesDeen
At 4th and B watching some shitty hard rock bad with the beautiful @shakinmybadass
8:48 PM Mar 11th from TwitterFon
“F what’s up”, yeah I’m totally Y
6:25 PM Mar 11th from TwitterFon
@pornstartweet are you going to the GGG2 party?
5:56 PM Mar 11th from TwitterFon in reply to pornstartweet
@robotmunky she is amazingly hot huh
3:50 PM Mar 11th from TwitterFon in reply to robotmunky
@robotmunky no I laughed it was good
2:37 PM Mar 11th from TwitterFon in reply to robotmunky
@VickieVegas motorboat will be delivered
2:03 PM Mar 11th from TwitterFon in reply to VickieVegas
@VickieVegas the end of the month for one night and one night only
1:56 PM Mar 11th from TwitterFon in reply to VickieVegas
@TyIerDurden In due time my friend, in due time
1:36 PM Mar 11th from web in reply to TyIerDurden
One of my favorite girls @Whiskyxxx now has a twitter, I can’t to makeout with her in Las Vegas
1:35 PM Mar 11th from web
@robotmunky you would be the first
1:33 PM Mar 11th from web in reply to robotmunky
@JamesDeen I hate it when that happens
12:22 PM Mar 11th from web in reply to JamesDeen
@MadisonMitchell http://tinyurl.com/9zl9da I’m sure you’ve seen this but it made me think of you
11:04 AM Mar 11th from web in reply to MadisonMitchell
@BrittanyStJ That is fucking crazy!!! I guess it’s gonna be hard to convince girls to use my homemade two-stroke vibrator from now on
10:20 AM Mar 11th from web in reply to BrittanyStJ
@BrittanyStJ the scary thing is I actually know people who would by them
8:55 AM Mar 11th from web in reply to BrittanyStJ
no way for reals, @babysinead please buy yourself (or your cat) one of these http://kittywigs.com/
8:52 AM Mar 11th from web
If you live in the Bay area or even in N California you should go to this>http://tinyurl.com/avxtmm
8:45 AM Mar 11th from web
If you live in the Bay area or even in Northern California you should go to this–>http://tinyurl.com/avxtmm
8:40 AM Mar 11th from web
@KimberlyKane I figured you’d be there I was just making sure, I’ll be there too since I’m in the freakin movie, so is my belt hahah
8:02 AM Mar 11th from web in reply to KimberlyKane
@KimberlyKane and two other things, you should get twiterfon for your iphone (it rocks way harder) and are you gonna be at the GGG2 party?
7:43 AM Mar 11th from web in reply to KimberlyKane
@KimberlyKane welcome to my life everyday
7:39 AM Mar 11th from web in reply to KimberlyKane
@KimberlyKane check their twitter @ replys
7:29 AM Mar 11th from TwitterFon in reply to KimberlyKane
Micheal Jackson night and no one sings THRILLER!?!? I don’t get it
9:59 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon
@ShazamSF that’s true by teleporter is in the shop
9:45 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to ShazamSF
@ShazamSF I got 20 or 30 minutes to spare
9:28 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to ShazamSF
@Fatty_D it was soooo good, when are we gonna finally hang out btw
8:46 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to Fatty_D
@igotyourcrazy she really needs to lay off the ludes before each show
8:31 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to igotyourcrazy
@truantrebellion yaaaaay boobies
8:23 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to truantrebellion
@Lucyvonne11 awesome
8:13 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to Lucyvonne11
@JamesDeen WHAT!,!?!?,,(()$&7(,)74 Rad!!
8:09 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to JamesDeen
@Lucyvonne11 like around 5 or so my time
8:08 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to Lucyvonne11
@Smitten come on down
7:58 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to Smitten
Not only to I love boobies but I cook too http://twitpic.com/1zs4a
7:57 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon
@Lucyvonne11 yeah for sure
7:56 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to Lucyvonne11
@JamesDeen I guess we can share @LexLikesComics awesomeness, sharing is caring right?
7:45 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to JamesDeen
@Lucyvonne11 fuck yeah I would
7:44 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to Lucyvonne11
Who wants to go to a free show tomorrow night at 4th and B in San Diego?
7:40 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon
@BrittanyStJ I’ve been trying to do a lot of songs and they are either not there or don’t work
7:39 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to BrittanyStJ
Hands off @JamesDeen, @LexLikesComics is mine
7:15 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to JamesDeen
@LittleMissCunty ok that sounds like a good way to spend my afternoon
4:48 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to LittleMissCunty
@Smitten yes all business of course
3:44 PM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to Smitten
@LexLikesComics I’m on my way, shirt and all
2:07 PM Mar 10th from web in reply to LexLikesComics
@Smitten this is sooooo true
2:00 PM Mar 10th from web in reply to Smitten
@TyIerDurden Cut, Print thats a wrap
1:59 PM Mar 10th from web in reply to TyIerDurden
it does take one to know one ♫ http://blip.fm/~2u8g7
12:57 PM Mar 10th from Blip.fm
@TyIerDurden Yes to both, I would expect nothing less than perfection either
12:52 PM Mar 10th from web in reply to TyIerDurden
http://blip.fm/~2u87f
12:51 PM Mar 10th from Blip.fm
Did everyone know that @Smitten is one hot piece of ass? I want to do dirty things to her on camera
12:44 PM Mar 10th from web
@RichardBPenn http://backdoorwhore.com is pretty awesome
11:57 AM Mar 10th from web in reply to RichardBPenn
@igotyourcrazy just dialed it, now I have a date for tonight?
10:29 AM Mar 10th from web in reply to igotyourcrazy
@tornadoliese sure, I guess that’ll work
10:28 AM Mar 10th from web in reply to tornadoliese
@tornadoliese I only want four reasons
10:13 AM Mar 10th from web in reply to tornadoliese
@tornadoliese multi girl set thing
9:56 AM Mar 10th from web in reply to tornadoliese
@tornadoliese give me four good reasons why not?
9:52 AM Mar 10th from web in reply to tornadoliese
@TyIerDurden word, those chicks are dope
8:43 AM Mar 10th from TwitterFon in reply to TyIerDurden
Watchman is pretty rad especially if you’re a fan of blue cock
11:21 PM Mar 9th from TwitterFon
@pornstartweet your welcome sucka
7:54 PM Mar 9th from TwitterFon in reply to pornstartweet
@MrVericose I’ll use all my personal body guards for her protection and band stuff, currently working with a new guitar player as we tweet
7:12 PM Mar 9th from TwitterFon in reply to MrVericose
The one gay guy in my office just told someone to be more manly, kinda ironic and kinda awesome
2:14 PM Mar 9th from web
@blowersdaughter Its more like a hate for bitches in general, I like fat girls too
1:40 PM Mar 9th from web in reply to Funkmaster_Ash
@LexLikesComics Thats a fact and I try @isaaaa
1:06 PM Mar 9th from web
I love big girls, I hate fat bitches
1:01 PM Mar 9th from web
@BlazingShark 1 maybe 2
11:32 AM Mar 9th from web in reply to BlazingShark
@MadisonMitchell everyone I said is, I’m good like that
11:07 AM Mar 9th from web in reply to MadisonMitchell
@pornstartweet you’re missing @jamesdeen @mistidawn @EdenVonSleaze @Fatty_D @angelachristie @MrVericose @draven @babysinead and me hahaha
10:44 AM Mar 9th from web
I think it’s funny when someone gets an area code tattoo, then the phone company changes it haha suckers
8:37 AM Mar 9th from web
one of the greatest songs ever ♫ http://blip.fm/~2snpp
8:25 AM Mar 9th from Blip.fm
Fuck the Suicide Girls, just saw them on fucking CSI and it ruined it, Missy Suicide is a dumb cunt, Bob is hot though I wish shed take dick
11:53 PM Mar 8th from TwitterFon
@reneeruin I know exactly where that is, I’ll take you there 😀
11:34 PM Mar 8th from TwitterFon in reply to reneeruin
@LexLikesComics I want some
5:28 PM Mar 8th from TwitterFon in reply to LexLikesComics
@nikorudesu they can’t be trusted
5:22 PM Mar 8th from TwitterFon in reply to nikorudesu
@LexLikesComics bathroom stalls are funny
1:33 PM Mar 8th from TwitterFon in reply to LexLikesComics
Fuck you and your heart http://twitpic.com/1xuqb
1:06 PM Mar 8th from TwitterFon
Never trust a toe walker
11:16 AM Mar 8th from TwitterFon
Spounge Bob is so much better in Spanish
9:39 AM Mar 8th from TwitterFon
@isaaaa on my way
1:09 AM Mar 8th from TwitterFon in reply to isaaaa
@xesenta no but I’ve seen him trying to relive his fame on sunset
12:56 AM Mar 8th from TwitterFon in reply to xesenta
@xesenta there’s no such thing it’s only pop stars on hiatus
10:27 PM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to xesenta
@Smitten good I’m here waiting, let me clear off a place for you to sit *wipes off face*
8:58 PM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to Smitten
@Smitten rad, get ready
4:05 PM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to Smitten
@Smitten both pairs
3:57 PM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to Smitten
@MadisonMitchell you just described yourself haha
3:09 PM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to MadisonMitchell
@Smitten well I hope you can squeeze me in, my cock between your lips that is
3:06 PM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to Smitten
@Smitten talk about an awesome invite, dose my cock have to RSVP?
3:00 PM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to Smitten
@MadisonMitchell you should start doing porn… oh wait nevermind
2:55 PM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to MadisonMitchell
@MadisonMitchell I thought fat white trash whores just did meth all night
2:41 PM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to MadisonMitchell
@MadisonMitchell are you sure you want @jamesdeen to do that and not someone else?
2:33 PM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to MadisonMitchell
Sometimes I wish that more girls that get naked on the Internet would take dick on the Internet
1:34 PM Mar 7th from TwitterFon
@MagicalMegatron I want Meg on my face
11:07 AM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to MagicalMegatron
@midge_uk I guess it’s just part of the gig
10:12 AM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to midge_uk
@BrittanyStJ Im stoked for sure:D
9:47 AM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to BrittanyStJ
@Smitten I want to be in you right now
9:38 AM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to Smitten
@redstr718 did you polish up your fixie?
9:37 AM Mar 7th from TwitterFon in reply to redstr718
If you’re gonna be at work on a Saturday this should at least be the scenery http://twitpic.com/1wnxv
9:19 AM Mar 7th from TwitterFon
@reinbowkittenz everyone likes a little sass
9:11 PM Mar 6th from TwitterFon in reply to reinbowkittenz
@noisesource bus vs. Element. Winner bus
8:17 PM Mar 6th from TwitterFon in reply to noisesource
@isaaaa Dave Navarro is a douche bag
8:04 PM Mar 6th from TwitterFon in reply to isaaaa
At dinner with @NeonPumps discussing psychics
7:14 PM Mar 6th from TwitterFon

And thats just the las couple weeks I promise I’ll do a real post soon

XOXO

BST

Mexico…

That’s where I’m at and that’s where I wish I could stay…

Have a happy New Year…

Next year the goal is 80…

oh yeah I haz the twitter too….

http://www.twitter.com/brianstreetteam..

follow me and and I’ll show you my cock, if you’re hot