Dr. Loves is for fuckin not love

So as some of you might know I work at a porn store called Doctor Loves. What an awesome job, I get to act like a total pervert all day, sell hot girls dildos and vibrators, give douche bags shit for being afraid of coming into a porn store with thier girlfriends and hook up with my fellow co-workers. I know what everyone says “Keep the office and the bedroom seperate” but I say fuck that. I am the only guy that works there with like four hot girls. So naturally, being Brian Street Team, I want to bang all of them. Now one of the girls is my manager and a good friend of mine and her husband is a good friend of mine so she is off limits (I do have some morals after all, *self pat on the back*). But the other girls game motha fuckin on. So lets talk about the first girl I hooked up with from good ol’ D Loves (D loves is short for Doctor Loves, I’m gansta like that).
This was almost a year ago when I first made my stake on the D Loves crew, now to give Elyse credit she did not have sex with me, we just made out without any shirts on. Don’t get me wrong I tried to seal the deal with her but I figured we were homies and maybe the whole sex thing would get in the way of our friendship. Once again my morales showing up and semi-cock blocking me. Whatever, she had/has AMAZING tits and I got to put them in my mouth, so props to me.
Now fast forward almost a year, to about a month ago. I didn’t work at D Loves for awhile because it was slow and I really didn’t need to work there but then summer rolled around, it got busy and they needed my expertise in hustling smut again so I started working there again. Anyway, since then they had hired a new girl, Sam, wow she is hot. tattooed up, tight little body and it turns out a total freak in the sack. So when I started working there Sam had a boyfriend, lame. Whatevs I still put on the heavy flirt and told how much I wanted to have butt sex with her, the whole nine. Well Sam broke up with her boyfriend eventually and let me tell you I was stoked. She was pretty bummed about it so I didn’t go in for the kill right away, I waited about a week because I’m such a nice guy. So about a week goes by and I decided I was gonna go to the Del Mar Race Track because A: Its fun to go there, get wasted and smoke cigars with rich people and B: I won tickets from The 91x Morning Show. So I had two tickets and I asked Sam if she wanted to go with me to the races. Of course she did, duh. So we go have a few drinks, leave a little early, go watch the sunset on the beach all kinds of romantic shit. So deal sealed right, not so much. I went in for the kill on the beach and was DENIED, big time. FUCK, what do I have to do? On the way home I asked her if she wanted me to drop her off at home or come back to my house for some margaritas…Margaritas it was. Turns out we went back to my house and got pretty tore up. Then we had some drunken sex, not my best performance but fun non the less. So fast forward about a month from that. Sam and I are both at the D loves and we’re both pretty horny, I guess being surronded by sex toys and porn gets the sex blood flowing. So it was super dead in there, no real customers all night. I’m flirting with Sam, as usual, and I say to her “Hey lets go in the bathroom and fool around” (the bathroom is the only place in the store without cameras). So of course we go in the bathroom, start making out and then Sam starts blowing me. That was awesome!! I was like “Rad, I just got a hummer at the porn store how perfect is that”. So about a half hour goes by, I’m still fired up and Sam is super fired up because I got mine and she just got more horny. So of course I take her in the bathroom, again, I bent her over the sink and made her cum so hard she almost broke the sink off the wall in the bathroom. What a great night at work, I left about 20 minutes later (my shift was over) and went and got drunk at a show.
The next girl from D loves was much eaiser than Sam but equally as cool. I had to close on Friday night, my manager told me I would be training the new girl on how to close. “Is she hot”, I asked. “Yeah she’s cute and she has huge boobs”, replied Jodi (my manager). “Fuckin Rad”, (I don’t know if you noticed but I say Rad a lot, deal with it, it’s one of my favorite words). So I show up to work on Friday and there is Ashely. Sweet she is cute and yes she does have big, nice, like real nice boobies. So I introduce myself and we get to know eachother, you know the usual new co-worker banter. We get on the topic of sex, of course. She starts telling me how she likes it and how all these dudes she’s been hooking up with have small dicks. Sucks for her I guess, word on the street girls don’t like small wieners. Now I’m no freak with like a 14 inch pussy slayer, but I’m pretty confident in the fact that my dick is not small. I inform Ashely later on in the night that it is perfectly ok for co-workers at D Loves to have sex. She doesn’t seem to be too keen on the idea but that changes later. We flirt some during the night and I keep telling her how much I want to put my face in her cleavage and what not. Finally towards the end of the night she says “Ok Brian, give me your number” I give it to her and she lets me know that she’s gonna meet up with some her friends after work then call me. Rad, I’m totally gonna bang this girl later. We close up the store, I go home, she goes to meet up with friends. I live about 8 blocks from the store and I went to work on my motorcycle so it takes me about three and half minutes to get home. In those three and half minutes she has sent me three texts. “My friends are way too drunk I’m going home”,”Here’s my address ****** I’m gonna hop in the shower, come over” and “Bring condoms”. Wow, is it that easy, yes it is. So I hop on my bike again and head over to her house, she’s on the phone with some bouncer she’s kinda dating telling him she’s just gonna stay in and go to bed. True she was just gonna stay in and she was gonna be in bed just with me balls deep inside of her. So I pretty much fucked the life out of her for about an hour, then told her I was tired and I was going to leave. She didn’t mind that she could barely stand so it was cool that I took off. I left, went home and went to sleep. Yet another great day at work for BST.

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2 Comments

  1. your job sounds like every guys dream

  2. Loved meeting a super sexy and confident guy tonight at lovely Sunshine company, Hit me up if you wanna chat, e -mail is easiiest. XOXOX


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