Big 25…photostlye

Last Saturday I turned 25. It was rad, I’m a little bit older and a little bit wiser now, here is a photo recap of what happened

I got dressed and stared at myself in the mirror

I got excited

I thanked Kristine for organizing my party

Me and 2.0 contemplated the evening

I thought about stuff

Chuck and Lili showed up

We looked deep into the camera

We drank Patron

we ate cake

I got it in my face

Wade and I looked for our favorite film star (Alicia Silverstone) on Tropic Thunder

YAY, we found her!!

Dan and I rocked out

I rocked out

Chuck and rocked out

I tried to lick Amy’s face

I tried real hard


I looked deeply into Chuck’s eyes

Then we rocked out some more

I showed everyone the goat

So did Wade

Chuck was not pleased

So we rocked out some more

We smoked some cigarettes

and drank some wine

Danced to UK pop

I put on My stunnas

We got a Limo because I’m a baller like that

It was neat

We were really happy to be there

Chuck peed in the Limo (he really had to go)

We showed up at the Standard and who do I find…Madison Mitchelle

And Andy

And Sparky

And these bubble chairs

I got stuck in one

so did Amy

So did Wade but he rocked it

James showed me his pink BlackBerry

I took the best picture of Joanna and I ever

OK I’ll do it

I’ll ride the Mechanical Bull

Good job Brian

I woke up hung over in the same clothes from the night before

What a great birthday!!!!

Here is some raandom video of the evening.


I suck…

So I suck at updating my adventures…Lets see last time I put anything up here I was recovering from a hangover from Halloween.

Since then hmmm… Well I made some more dirty movies…yay for porno, I was lucky enough to take MistiDawn’s porn virginity. She is soo fucking hot. Like retarded hot. It was such a blast too, honestly that was one of the greatest weekends I have ever had. I also got the pleasure of picking up JessieLee from the airport. So lets start this journey off from the begining.

I left Diego (late of course) and headed up to LAX. I picked up JessieLee from the airport. WOW how lucky am I. I think I’m the unofficial (or official) BurningAngel airporter, since in the last couple months I’ve picked up and dropped off a bunch of them from the airport. I guess its just one of my many skills. So Jessie and I head up to Joanna’s place. We talked about music and bands and guys in bands and girls who date guys in bands. It was nice, JessieLee is super hot and super smart pretty much a perfect girl.

We got to Joanna’s and I met MistiDawn, instant boner for her. She is a super sweet ass read head with cool tattoo’s and an ass that makes my heart melt. She was getting her makeup done so we chatted for a bit and got to know eachother. I don’t know how other porn guys do it, but I like to get to know a girl, chat with them a bit before I put my weiner in them. So I waited around for a bit then we did the porno. I’m sure it’ll be up sometime soon.

After we were done we all went to dinner and then I went to my place in Santa Monica (I was hoping for an amazing slumber party but the girls had to be up early for some more “work” so I headed to my second home)

The next day I worked all day for Emergenza. On a side note I just googled Emergenza, it seems there are a lot of bitter bands that have participated in this competion/festival that I run with my homie Kristine. It’s not a scam!! It’s actually a super legit organization that any starting out band should participate in to start a fan base in a very tough market, ie the LA music scene.

Sorry about the mini rant.

Thursday night I met up with the BA crew again and we went to a Kareoke (spell check maybe) Bar and I sang like the cool guy I am and serenaded JessieLee, MistiDawn and James Deen. James Deen (I call him JD because he calls me BST) and I relized that we are almost too hot for our own good, we made out with all the girls then went back home again.

Friday JessieLee and I made the porno. It was hot. I made her “dinner” in my suit then we had sex on a big table. I think if I ever get to decide on where I have sex on camera I am not going to pick a big dining room table that is hard and akward to fuck on. Regardless we made it happen and made it look good. Actually all I really had to do was show up JessieLee made it look good.

That night we went out, again and had a blasty with Madison, Cadence, and Nailhead (Cadence’s rad boyfriend). We drank some beers then went back to Joanna’s and had a sleepover.

The next day I had to drop off MistiDawn at the Airport. It bummed me out because I love her and she had to go back home (insert sad face). I went back to Santa Monica and proceeded to get sick (probably form all the staying up late and drinking and not sleeping much). Kristine took care of me and gave me a bunch of remidies and I woke up the next morning feeling like a million bucks.

Sunday we had a show at The Regent, it was rad. What was cool too is I saw one of my favorite porno girls that night too Faye Reagan, she came to see this band (I can’t remeber their name or I would link it) that was fucking hilarious. They did this Craigslist missed connections two man musical thing. It was rad.

Hmmm, what else have I been doing. I finally met Penny Flame, she is soooo fucking hot and I know have a huge crush on her.

So thats it for now, I should probably do another update soon until then eat some turkey and watch football trhis week.



For change…and Madison

I’m finally stoked on a president way to go internet for helping elect our new president.

Madison…today is Wednesday…tomorrow is Thursday…then its LULZ IRL 4L



Go out and VOTE…

So I’m sure everyone knows about the Presidential Election today but I saw another election in my favoriteBurningAngel forum. My favorite punk rock porn princess Joanna Angel turns out is in Decision 2008: Vote for your next Supreme Commandress. So after you go and vote for change, equal rights(for us California residents), and drinking on the beach (for us San Diego residents). Go here and vote for Joanna Angel because she is rad and I love her as you can see here.

Halloween oooo scary

Halloween, yeah it was fun. I dressed up as a dead emo kid, here is a picture log of my transformation.

First I went to the Buffalo Exchange and got me some sweet ass emo clothes and only my pants were for girls (size 13)

So I made the marvelous journey up to the City of Angles in the Exxon Valdez

I got to my homie Kristine’s house and started getting drunk and getting ready for the evening ahead. Kristine was so nice she put on guy liner for me

After I got some makeup on I had to put on my super emo pants

Then I did my hair that I have been growing out for a month and a half just for this occasion

We took a smoke break

Chuck Holiday was also there, he took a shower and we made Kristine feel like a Madame of the night

Kristine’s costume was easy she went as Juno

Being pregnant is perfect for holding beers

Chuck dressed up as a guy in a tutu

Then I killed myself

After I died 2.0 hooked me up with some sweet new ink

So I departed with my friends and went to Hollywood to Avalon to meet up with some hot ass chicks from GodsGirls. I sat in fucking traffic for an hour and a half and almost ran out of gas but I finally go to the club.

My homie Julene and I proceeded to get drunk (go figure that’s what we do the best)

And I have the picture angles to prove it

We watched Mickey Avalon perform. Say what you want about him but his shit is fucking funny and pretty good too. I snapped some pics of him.

So here is GG Meg, she is hot and she wants BST’s penis in her mouth (well at least I hope so)

Julene does too and didn’t want Meg having all the fun

And so does this girl (I forgot her name sorry hot GG girl with the mohawk if you want I can make it up to you by actually putting my penis in your mouth)

Then Meg and the other girl made out for the camera

Then I told Meg a secret

Then I got kicked out of Avalon for a bit for “lewd” acts. I was pretty chill about the whole thing and Julene yelled at the head bouncer guy for me so he let me back in. This me and the guy that was “keeping an eye on me”

I then later took a girl in home. We couldn’t wait the whole 20 minute drive back to Santa Monica so we pulled over to the side of the road and she gave me one of the best blow jobs I have ever received in my life.

We got back to my place (the place I was staying at anyway) and noticed that my fake black hair stuff was all over the place, so naturally we jumped in the shower and had soapy wet clean dirty sex. Aww sex in the shower, so much fun.

In the morning we had sex…again went to breakfast then I dropped her off at home (because I’m such a nice guy). The rest of that day was kinda boring, I napped and went to the movies with my peeps.

The next night I had a show at Sams, it went pretty good. I then drove home back to San Diego and it was a rad trip because I had phone sex.

No it’s not enough for me to have regular sex on a routine basis, I need it from all aspects of the world. So we had some super kinky phone sex and I thought about playing with her boobs. They look something like this.


Yeah they are nice, I’m gonna make dirty videos with her some day until then I’ll always have video chat.



Religion…I think not

So I was IMing this girl but her roommate was on her lap top and this is the conversation that insued.


cause that would be awesome

hi this is isabels friend daphne
hi there
her friend was having a problem in the lab and she’s the only one thats really good with final cut pro so she ran downstairs for a minute.
want me to call her?
na its cool
jut let her know im around

okay. oh wait, im sorry. what’s your name?
ill text her for you
Brian Steet Team

your last name is street team?
is this some kind of inside joke that she’ll understand?
okay. i just texted her. hopefully she’ll be back up in a minute. everyone bombards her with questions when she goes into the lab so something that would normally take five minutes takes like half an hour.
and ironically she hates editing.
ok thanks

do you go to nyu too? would i know you from anywhere?
no, i live in San Diego
oh. i guess i wouldnt know you.
kk she just texted back and told me to tell you that she’s excited and she’ll be back soon
8:55 PM
are you the guy shes been fucking?
whats she excited about
talking to me duh
9:00 PM
ohhhh ur the dude she wants to video chat with
you solved the mystery

9:10 PM
im like sherlock homes
or whatever
You left the chat.
Reconnecting to ***********…
im so proud of you
yeah im like mega smart.
9:15 PM
has isabel ever mentioned anything about her sex life to you. would oyu know the guys name
do you know how she met me?
she saw me having sex on the internet
yeah I do porn
wait really
yeah for reals
its fun stuff

wait but
how does she talk to you now.
she asked me for im and i gave it to her because shes hot
9:20 PM
this doesnt sound like a real story.
she randomly found porn
and tracked your email down
and wanted to IM you
and now you two talk
she found me on the website i work for
isabel watches porn?
doesnt everyone?
ew i dont
you’re lame then you should watch more porn
Im probably gonna fly out to NYC to make a video with her and just cum all over her

omg shes gonna do porn??
maybe it pays pretty good
ew but that makes her trashy and dirty
and like
how is that
so Im trashy and dirty
you dont even know me
ya but like
ur like selling your body
sex is private.
are you a virgin?
are you ugly?
i have a boyfriend.
that doenst mean your not ugly
so just because isabel gets hit on all the time
means she can do porn and not be trashy
and sex can just be casual
wait you didnt answer my question
im not ugly.
prove it
9:30 PM
i dont have to send you pictures.
well I’m not saying your ugly I think you’re just afraid to express yourself sexualy
You left the chat.
Reconnecting to **********…
[Offline IM sent 1m ago] isabel doesn’t act like a whore
************* is now online.
isabel doesnt act like a whore. well at least i didnt think she was. i mean i knew she had guys over
ew why do guys like her if she wants to do porn
doing porn doesnt make you a whore
it just makes you up front with thing

Girls that take dick all day and go around saying they don’t are worse than girls that are up front about the sex they have
and I respect that way more

9:35 PM
she doesnt like talk about ths stuff ever. i mean like
i dont bring up [porn
cause thats weird
but she doesnt seem dirty
you dont have to be dirty to be into porn
i just dont undertand why all these guys want to date her
i bet if they knew
she wanted to do porn they wouldnt
are you jealous of her or something?
what? no.
i have a boyfriend.
that doesn’t mean you’re not jealous
why would i be jealous of her
thats just what it seems like to me
maybe you need to explore your sexuality a little bit
like have more of it
I think you need to get laid

my boyfriend goes to a different college
or go masturbate or something
9:45 PM
thats one of the best things ever
what are you some crazy morman or something
im not a mormon. im catholic.
oh so do you touch little boys
religion is for suckers

no its not
i have a deep relationship with god.
i just dont understand this
i have to go through up
ok im back

Direct Instant Message session started
my boyfriend said that
he likes me the way i am.
9:50 PM
thats offensive
or a fucking priceless piece of art
okay explain this to me
why is it that all of these guys
chase after isabel
and she clearly has no morals
Im sure she has some
maybe shes fun and doesn’t judge people for what they like to do

9:55 PM
yeah too much fun
with too many guys
as long as your safe who cares
youre probably just going to be another one of her guys
and youre okay with that?
I’m not gonna marry the girl, I’m also realistic
NYC-San Diego thats about a 3000 miles to be more then just fuck buddies

i didnt realize her personality was good enough to keep a guy interested
well so far so good
you not so much

I bet your boyfriend is banging all kinds of chicks at his school
10:00 PM
no hes not.
how do you know
because i knowhe isnt
how old is he?
how long have you been together?
since we were 15
he’s banging some other chick
I think he’s bored with you
you should go blow him to keep him around

ew there are naked photos of her on her computer
just so oyu know
isabel isnt that hot.
you just like her cause she has blonde hair and boobs
send me those pictures let me be the judge of how hot she is
she can look bad too.
thats a cute one
what do you look like?
10:10 PM

you’re cute too why are not any fun
i told yu i wasnt ugyl.
Direct Instant Message session ended
10:15 PM
Reconnecting to ************
you didnt lie
You left the chat.
Reconnecting to ***********
my boyfriend says im prettier.
yeah maybe but I dont think you’re as much fun
Direct Instant Message session started

which one are you?
i can be fun
i sent you a picture already.
im in the white
what did you make out with that girl?
cause thats fun

im not gay.
kissing doesnt make you gay
the bible says it should be man and woman
you shouldn’t base you life on fairy tales
theres a bad photo of her too
shes not that hot. im trying to tell you that
no shes still hot
10:30 PM
my boyfriend says her nose looks pointy
your face looks oily
it was hot out.
her face is shiny to
now youre just making stuff up
no i meant
the girl in the picture with me
not really
she makes weird faces.
10:35 PM
and dorky smilies
man youre a hater
no i just think you should reevaluate why you like her
its probably just for her appearance
and im showing you
its nothing special
I think you’re just jealous
10:40 PM
of what
her stereotypical blonde hair and big boobs?
Direct Instant Message session ended
Reconnecting to ***********…
yes those are cool
10:45 PM
just because im religious and i support bush doesnt make me less appealing
or hot
no the fact that you are narrow minded are sexually repressed makes you less appealing
10:55 PM

isabel wants you to go so we can internet sex
you still like her?
11:00 PM
You left the chat.
Reconnecting to ********…
thats weird
because she is cool

So I’m kinda an asshole but this was soo funny

Kids these days…

So I’m work at Doctor Loves the other day working with Bri. Now she seems like a pretty smart girl for a couple reasons. One, she goes to college for bio-chemical engineering or something like that and two…well I can’t think of a second reason because what she said to me the other day made me almost lose my mind.

Since its Halloween time good ol’ D Loves transforms from a pretty legit porn shoppe to a slutty costume shop. Now I am a big fan of slutty costumes (who isn’t right) but we put some of other cool shit away for Halloween which bums me out sometimes. ANYWAY, all the employees have to wear costumes to while at work to get people interested in buying all our rad slutty costumes. Now I’m the only guy that works there and the selection of guys costumes is kinda limited so I have to be creative sometimes. So one evening I decided to go as the Karate Kid pre All Valley Karate Tournament, so basically I wore a baseball shirt, jeans and a pair of Chucks and a Karate Kid head band. To me this made perfect sense but to some one that has NEVER SEEN THE KARATE KID, it was a complete mystery. For reals you have never seen the Karate Kid!? WOW am I that old to have seen the Karate Kid like a million times, no. She’s just missing out on one of the most amazing movies ever.

The Karate Kid headband made me think of this whore of a girl I know. Now I can call here a whore because that’s what she calls herself, a whore, she likes dick, good for her. So I was drunk one night at the bar, it was last call and I hadn’t sealed any deals for the evening, I drunkenly gaze across the bar and I see the whore. Well you’ll do I guess. We pore ourselves into a cab and go back to my place. We don’t mess around with small talk we just walk strait into my room and proceed to get down. Now right before the actual penis into vagina action I tell her to hold on for one sec. Now I don’t say hold on to get my love glove on (that part is already taken care of), no I rummage through my closet and stand up looking something like this

“OK lets do this” I say. She doesn’t even bat an eye and we have drunken sloppy, dirty sex for a couple hours. About a week later my buddy asks the whore,
“You had sex with Brian right?”


“Was he wearing a Karate Kid headband while you two were fucking?”



It was rad one of my finer moments. In other news I got to hang out with some of my favorite peeps this weekend and one of the raddest chicks on the planet.

We had a reserved table and whiskey

Not only does Kimberly Kane have her tongue in my mouth but her hands on my junk.

Joanna was dressed up as white trash it was rad.

James Deen and Joanna deciding what to eat

Julene (the raddest girl on the planet by the way) and I deciding what to eat

Yeah it was a pretty awesome weekend filled with metal shows and run down theaters that look like you should be shooting up heroine

Well that is it for now kiddies, have fun at Halloween!!!!